No Noobs Up In This Ma'

mattis13 @ 2008-03-17T16:17:00

2008-03-17T20:19:21Z

I've been in pretty bad mood lately because of an increasingly shitty situation at work for me, so if i've been uncouth or just straight up douchebaggy to you I'm sorry.

mattis13 @ 2008-03-15T20:35:00

2008-03-16T00:35:52Z

Damn I really wish I wouldn't have wasted so much money in the last year.

mattis13 @ 2008-02-24T11:21:00

2008-02-24T16:26:01Z

Had a pretty good weekend, Boston's is overrated in my opinion. Dan and Sue's kids are adorsble and hilarious. Missed out working one night which was lame but whatever. I dunno How many people read this but I am more frequently on myspace which is myspace.com/m47715. Add me there if you want, I only have like 7 friends. Lots of sentence fragments in this post. Yep. A lot of 'em.

mattis13 @ 2007-08-16T11:53:00

2007-08-16T16:01:16Z

Ryan Mattis is not dead.
Since his last livejournal entry he has:
(not particularly in this order)
- found the love of his life ;-)
- moved out of his mother's house, again.
- gotten a gym membership
- gone through a few jobs
And a few other things that I dont feel like listing.

If you'd like future livejournal posts from Mattis,
please comment and tell him so.

<3 Kandace

hmm

2006-12-30T23:49:53Z

In 2007, mattis13 resolves to...

Eat more road trips.
Learn to play the women.
Go to the movies every month.
Tell my family about skate chicks.
Put fifty chicks a month into my savings account.
Go to food every Sunday.

I GOTS SO MANY BITCHES I GOTSA PUT THEM IN DA BANK!

Phew, I don't have to kill myself.

2006-08-02T01:28:14Z

I was in a super good mood today cause for the last couple days I was really worried I was going to get laid off. I found out today that I Definitly get to keep my job working outside in the 1000000000000 degree heat. YES!!! or no? no it's definitly a yes, but not capitals. Who wants to party?

mattis13 @ 2006-07-30T13:17:00

2006-07-30T17:18:41Z

I am TOTALLY fucking sick of summer, I can't wait for winter, but knowing my luck it'll prolly be like 60 all winter and we'll get no snow.

I want out of Michigan.

That's more goddamn like it.

2006-07-13T01:53:12Z

Mattis
&
jagermeister

100% Compatible

♥ Mattis and jagermeister have been romantically-together for a long time. That alone demonstrates a degree of compatibility. Similar personality descriptions are a plus. Their shared faith will help form a bond between them. They both drink, so there is no incompatibility there. Their astrological signs are in harmony, which is a plus. They share a favorite season, and that is good. Their common love of animals is another good thing. And their views on children are similar. Overall, Mattis and jagermeister are highly compatible. They are capable of having a beautiful relationship together. ♥

Test Your Dating Compatibility

My one true love...

I double dog dare you to read all this nonsense.

2006-07-10T00:20:32Z

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.	× I don't watch much TV these days.	× I own lots of books. (I wish I could read.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I'm supposed to.)	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies. (hell i'm watching one right now.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Althetimes)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

* * * * *

× I have broken someone's bones.	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
× I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I like the way I look)	× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	× I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I hang out with my mom more than anyone else)
✓ I have a mobile phone.	✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Just alcohol)	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (my bad)
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (my bad again)	✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Regressive party)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (saxamaphone)
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	✓ I am ambidextrous. (at some things)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Or drinking a pint in 10 minutes)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (giggity)	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (wow, how did they know?)
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (giggity)	× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (half)	✓ I have a thing for redheads. (hawt)
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Plus I think noone is gonna read it.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

mattis13 @ 2006-07-03T15:05:00

2006-07-03T19:08:49Z

So I was driving to work today at 6:30 am rocking out as I usually do when I'm driving by myself, when I come to a stop sign. So I stop and look over next to me and there is a little nun in like a ford festiva just staring at me, the look on her face was priceless. The music wasn't that bad, but I turn it down and wave at her. She just shook her head looked down and did the sign of the cross. hahaha

i lol'd

mattis13 @ 2006-05-28T09:50:00

2006-05-28T13:54:43Z

People who say "i'll drink to that!" piss me off. Like they need some sort of exciting event to warrant drinking, my standards are not nearly as high as them, i'm more along the lines of "oh cool I woke up today, i'll drink to that" or "hey look some beer, i'll drink to that"

i'm so bored.

mattis13 @ 2006-05-21T17:59:00

2006-05-21T22:01:06Z

We are all witnesses...

to the end of the Cav's season, that's right, I went there.

mattis13 @ 2006-05-19T22:51:00

2006-05-20T02:56:05Z

i'm totally an emo bitch when i'm drunk so what wanna fight about it?

fucking pistonsrocked tonight. i spent alo0t at b dubs drinking, and i high 5ed a bunch of dudes i didnent- know when the p[istons won. game 7 bitches, it's gonna be awesome.

hahaha and some dude tried to have like an indepth fucking conbversation with me in the bathroom, hahah he was like, hey do uou think the pistons aee gonna wion it dude this is awesome did you see thatas waitrtes dude high 5! and I was like dude i dunno i just gotta piss stop talking to me.

SOBER MORNING UPDATE:

Thank god I don't get hangovers

mattis13 @ 2006-05-15T18:53:00

2006-05-15T22:59:50Z

So I ended up going out to Chicago this weekend to meet a girl...never really done anything like that before but what the hell, I needed a vacation anyway. The ride wasn't that bad and the directions were pretty easy. So I met Meagan and we hung out, went to dinner, ate cheesecake you know normal stuff. She is really cool and I like her alot. Chicago is a neat city, lots of stuff to do, but I always get heckled by homeless people. It's like they have a homeless sense that lets them tell that I have change on me and i'm a big pussy so i'll give it to them. So i toss them like 38 cents or some shit and then sure as hell the next thing I buy costs like $4.38...fucking wiley homeless people. Oh well It was an awesome weekend and I really needed to get away for a little bit.

mattis13 @ 2006-04-30T20:19:00

2006-05-01T00:20:46Z

got another new phone. I'll be using this new one all the time now so call 586 709 0441 if you wanna talk to me.

mattis13 @ 2006-03-30T23:31:00

2006-03-31T04:31:56Z

I really really want to see Silent Hill.

mattis13 @ 2006-03-27T00:31:00

2006-03-27T05:32:05Z

I

HATE

SCENE

KIDS

SO

MUCH.

caps lock fury.

mattis13 @ 2006-03-21T05:03:00

2006-03-21T10:11:58Z

My sleep schedule is ruined, I rarely sleep at all anymore. At least I get to watch all the quality programming on at 5 in the morning consisting of and not limited to...

the Ab-flex

a tube that apparently cooks pasta

ESTABAN!

the Vaccu-seal

The Gary Coleman show

let that last one sink in

Bowflex

Estrada selling real estate (my personal favorite)

and now apparently girls are having a contest to see who can go the wildest. It's on an island. If I ever have a girl she's grounded till she's married.

for the love of god someone wake up and talk to me.

mattis13 @ 2006-03-20T03:51:00

2006-03-20T08:52:37Z

So i'm back home now and start working again on weddednesday. Lame.

EDIT

56k internet seriously makes me wanna kill myself, It's like having a car thats top speed is 6 mph

mattis13 @ 2006-03-17T01:31:00

2006-03-17T06:36:51Z

I swear this happened to me tonight.

I have 88 heads up in a $10 SNG. I'm ahead by a little so I push. Douchebag (Therin refered to as DB) calls me. DB has J10d. The flop is 88Qd. I dare you to guess how this hand ended. I'm gonna go kill myself while you ponder.

Weather

2006-03-12T02:33:10Z

It is really nice out today, we went to the skatepark and tried to skate but the place was full of little mutants so there was almost no room. We'll prolly end up going back during nights like good old times. Only in michigan can we go snowboarding and to an outdoor skatepark in the same week. regoddamndiculous.

mattis13 @ 2006-03-08T18:53:00

2006-03-08T23:56:04Z

Went snowboarding yesterday which was awesome, made awesomer by matt getting us in for free. Pine Knob has 3 parks now all of which are pretty good. Learned how to spin 360 again sorta, just have to go faster and not look as retarded in doing so. I got rocked kinda hard a few times and my arms are burning from the tow ropes but it was still goodtimes, Makes me wish I would have gone more this season.

mattis13 @ 2006-03-06T22:25:00

2006-03-07T03:27:24Z

Saw the extended trailor for X-men 3 during 2 glorious hours of 24 tonight, I have to say i'm a little disappointed at how the juggernaut looks. His costume is diffrent and he is rather small compared to what I thought he should look like. Looks like it's gonna be packed full of drama though.

mattis13 @ 2006-02-25T13:29:00

2006-02-25T18:40:54Z

Joe Eovaldi and his buddy Tex came up to state to party so we went to the bar on half off night. Tex is a good man and bought everyone's cover and bought us all at least three rounds. So we're all getting a little sloppy and can't find a party to go to after. So we leave the bar at 2 and run to 7-11 to try to get more beer but they won't sell us any because it's 2 and the cops are in the parking lot. Lame. So we go back to the apartment to play cards or something. We look around and realize that we don't have any beer but we do have mixers such as peach schnapps and creme de menthe. SO we start drinking mixers straight. Bad really bad bad idea. Don't ever do that. Woke up the next morning and wanted to die.

mattis13 @ 2006-02-13T12:12:00

2006-02-13T17:14:15Z

I had a dream last night about the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen, she had a bunch of amazing tatoos and was just...

Kinda makes me wanna get a tatoo.