mattis

I've been in pretty bad mood lately because of an increasingly shitty situation at work for me, so if i've been uncouth or just straight up douchebaggy to you I'm sorry.

Damn I really wish I wouldn't have wasted so much money in the last year.

Had a pretty good weekend, Boston's is overrated in my opinion. Dan and Sue's kids are adorsble and hilarious. Missed out working one night which was lame but whatever. I dunno How many people read this but I am more frequently on myspace which is myspace.com/m47715. Add me there if you want, I only have like 7 friends. Lots of sentence fragments in this post. Yep. A lot of 'em.

Ryan Mattis is not dead.
Since his last livejournal entry he has:
(not particularly in this order)
- found the love of his life ;-)
- moved out of his mother's house, again.
- gotten a gym membership
- gone through a few jobs
And a few other things that I dont feel like listing.

If you'd like future livejournal posts from Mattis,
please comment and tell him so.


<3 Kandace

I GOTS SO MANY BITCHES I GOTSA PUT THEM IN DA BANK!

I was in a super good mood today cause for the last couple days I was really worried I was going to get laid off. I found out today that I Definitly get to keep my job working outside in the 1000000000000 degree heat. YES!!! or no? no it's definitly a yes, but not capitals. Who wants to party?

I am TOTALLY fucking sick of summer, I can't wait for winter, but knowing my luck it'll prolly be like 60 all winter and we'll get no snow.





I want out of Michigan.

My one true love...

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.	× I don't watch much TV these days.	× I own lots of books.  (I wish I could read.)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (I'm supposed to.)	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.  (hell i'm watching one right now.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Althetimes)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

( it goes on... )

So I was driving to work today at 6:30 am rocking out as I usually do when I'm driving by myself, when I come to a stop sign. So I stop and look over next to me and there is a little nun in like a ford festiva just staring at me, the look on her face was priceless. The music wasn't that bad, but I turn it down and wave at her. She just shook her head looked down and did the sign of the cross. hahaha

i lol'd

People who say "i'll drink to that!" piss me off. Like they need some sort of exciting event to warrant drinking, my standards are not nearly as high as them, i'm more along the lines of "oh cool I woke up today, i'll drink to that" or "hey look some beer, i'll drink to that"

i'm so bored.

We are all witnesses...



to the end of the Cav's season, that's right, I went there.

i'm totally an emo bitch when i'm drunk so what wanna fight about it?


fucking pistonsrocked tonight. i spent alo0t at b dubs drinking, and i high 5ed a bunch of dudes i didnent- know when the p[istons won. game 7 bitches, it's gonna be awesome.



hahaha and some dude tried to have like an indepth fucking conbversation with me in the bathroom, hahah he was like, hey do uou think the pistons aee gonna wion it dude this is awesome did you see thatas waitrtes dude high 5! and I was like dude i dunno i just gotta piss stop talking to me.




SOBER MORNING UPDATE:

Thank god I don't get hangovers

So I ended up going out to Chicago this weekend to meet a girl...never really done anything like that before but what the hell, I needed a vacation anyway. The ride wasn't that bad and the directions were pretty easy. So I met Meagan and we hung out, went to dinner, ate cheesecake you know normal stuff. She is really cool and I like her alot. Chicago is a neat city, lots of stuff to do, but I always get heckled by homeless people. It's like they have a homeless sense that lets them tell that I have change on me and i'm a big pussy so i'll give it to them. So i toss them like 38 cents or some shit and then sure as hell the next thing I buy costs like $4.38...fucking wiley homeless people. Oh well It was an awesome weekend and I really needed to get away for a little bit.

got another new phone. I'll be using this new one all the time now so call 586 709 0441 if you wanna talk to me.

I really really want to see Silent Hill.

I


HATE


SCENE


KIDS


SO


MUCH.

caps lock fury.

My sleep schedule is ruined, I rarely sleep at all anymore. At least I get to watch all the quality programming on at 5 in the morning consisting of and not limited to...

the Ab-flex

a tube that apparently cooks pasta

ESTABAN!

the Vaccu-seal

The Gary Coleman show

let that last one sink in

Bowflex

Estrada selling real estate (my personal favorite)

and now apparently girls are having a contest to see who can go the wildest. It's on an island. If I ever have a girl she's grounded till she's married.


for the love of god someone wake up and talk to me.

So i'm back home now and start working again on weddednesday. Lame.



EDIT

56k internet seriously makes me wanna kill myself, It's like having a car thats top speed is 6 mph

I swear this happened to me tonight.

I have 88 heads up in a $10 SNG. I'm ahead by a little so I push. Douchebag (Therin refered to as DB) calls me. DB has J10d. The flop is 88Qd. I dare you to guess how this hand ended. I'm gonna go kill myself while you ponder.